mrsthirdward:

this is my favorite

ricardoquaresmas: Happy Birthdaayyy!

Thank youuu :)

nxymar: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY 🎂🎉🎊

Thank you c:

Yo it’s my birthday and no one around knows about it

hotwhiteguy:

and they say romance is dead

sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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