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Hi, I'm Ana I spend my life crying over men running around with a ball. Also Steven Gerrard is better than you.
two.
I support Porto and Liverpool. I like Bayern Munich and Barcelona. I support the Portuguese National team but i do like die mannschaft a little bit too much.
three.

Watching: Way too many tv shows.

Reading: School stuff for exams.

Listening to: Mainly to Arctic Monkeys, Marina and the Diamonds, Two Door Cinema Club, The Weeknd, 30seconds to mars and McFly.

criedwolves:

batched:

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls


15 hours ago | 52630via | Source

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense


15 hours ago | 17670via | Source

Please don’t take my sunshine away.



royalpleasure:

"See you on Sunday" I can’t. Thank you, internet. 


carrabearr:

As the whistle blows on Liverpool’s first match, for the first time in 18 years someone will wear the number 23 jersey and it won’t say Carragher on the back.


minervose:

poplerpig:

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

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woa holograms

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woa time travel

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and now its just like 

we’re 

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allimage

probablyimage

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to die in some horrible apocalypse 

says a lot about out cultural state of mind


16 hours ago | 211236via | Source

tomrileysdemons:

Hearing people talking about this finale coming up like ‘Messi needs this world cup’, you know what the whole German team needs this world cup cause they’ve played as a team this whole world cup.


16 hours ago | 1641via | Source

allesmueller:

crying footballer’s children are even worse than crying footballers


World Cup 2014: Final.


16 hours ago | 3341via | Source