I’m calling it now.
I see great things ahead for this guy.
I cannot stop reblogging this.
What even is lukas podolski…
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
because the dRUgS NevER WoRK
thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk
CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN
THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED
[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]
ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE
[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]
it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
a work of art
so skrtel may have suffered a concussion, its easy to know though, just ask him “what is lfc greatest defender” and if he says “daniel agger” he’s fine
"but skrtel agger doesn’t play for us anymo-"
"but he doesn-"
and you’ll know he’s good to go.